Why I never want to talk about HIP HOP.

February 16, 2013
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One way to get on my bad side REALLY fast is to talk to me about hip hop. I LOVE rap and HATE a lot of hip hop heads (They hate me too – we’re even).

A couple weeks ago i found myself in a studio in an extremely heated argument over THIS POSTER:

This “hip hop DJ” rolled in with SERATO to lay some scratches down on one of my friends tracks. Our fun game is trying to name all the rappers on this poster – because it’s an impossible hash of horribly drawn rappers from the 80s + 90s + Eminem. Anyways. The guy around the bottom right corner in the black hat is NOT FUCKING BUSTA RHYMES. When I explained that it was definitely NOT busta this guy started shooting off “facts” at me in some attempt to make me feel stupid (which is fine – i make people feel stupid all the time) – untill he asked “Do you even know where Busta comes from?” he then tried to inform me that Busta’s first track was Scenario and he used to rock it with Tribe.


SO LEADERS OF THE NEW SCHOOL NEVER HAPPENED!


I kept bringing up the song “Just another case of the PTA” and he looked through me – dead face – while still running his mouth about Scenario.



The last thing he said to me was “I love how INTENSE you are about Hip Hop.” – I laughed in his face extremely hard at this and then let him go back to his serato.

He was so wrong. And such an idiot. And so ignorant that he didn’t want to even be EDUCATED. Poor guy.

THIS is why i don’t talk about Hip Hop – there’s too many know it alls who don’t really know shit who could catch a fist in the face if they try to name all the members of Wu.
I CAN’T EVEN NAME ALL THE MEMBERS OF WU THERE ARE LIKE 10,000 PEOPLE IN WU TANG IT’S OKAY TO NOT KNOW EVERYTHING.

So please – if you see me at a show – can we just shotgun beers together?

ALSO : IF YOU CAN NAME ALL THE GUYS ON THE POSTER I’LL SEND YOU NAKED PICTURES.

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14 Responses to Why I never want to talk about HIP HOP.

  1. J.Mayer on February 18, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    Diabolic, Eminem, Dr Dre, Big Pun, Notorious BIG, Ice Cube, Jay-Z, Xzibit, Ice T, Method Man, DMX, KRS-One, Tupac, Flavour Flav, Nas Rakim, Chuck D…

    Do I get some nude pics anyway? haha :D

  2. Shu da RapAddict on February 18, 2013 at 7:51 pm

    LL, Snoop, Redman(not really sure), Dre, Eminem
    Master P, B-Real, Big Pun, Big Daddy Kane, Biggie
    Ice Cube, Kool G. Rap, Jay-Z, Ice-T
    Lil’ Kim, DMX, Meth, KRS, Warren G
    Flavor Flav, 2pac, Chuck D
    Pete Rock, Rakim, ODB, Nas

  3. Kirk on February 18, 2013 at 7:51 pm

    The guy on the bottom seems to me to be KRS-One. Ya I’m pretty sure it is.

  4. Kirk on February 18, 2013 at 7:54 pm

    Missed B-Real of Cypress Hill … and I don’t see Jay-Z.

  5. Kirk on February 18, 2013 at 7:55 pm

    … and lil kim as the only female in that pic unfortunately. No Queen Latifa or MC Lyte.

  6. AnOn on March 9, 2013 at 10:17 pm

    LL Cool J, Snoop Dogg, Redman, Dr. Dre, Eminem
    Master P, B-Real, Big Pun, Big Daddy Kane, Biggie
    Ice Cube, Kool G. Rap, Jay-Z, Ice-T
    Lil’ Kim, DMX, Method Man, KRS-One, Warren G
    Flavor Flav, 2pac, Chuck D
    Pete Rock, Rakim, ODB, Nas.

    Its a famous poster called “Rap Gods”

  7. boom on March 10, 2013 at 3:57 pm

    LL Cool J, Snoop Dogg, Redman, Dr Dre, Eminem, Master P, B-Real, Big Pun, Big Daddy Kane, Biggie, Ice Cube, Kool G Rap, Jay-Z, Ice-T, Lil Kim, DMX, Method Man, KRS-One, Warren G, Flavor Flav, 2pac, Chuck D, Pete Rock, Rakim, ODB, Nas.

  8. drycell on March 10, 2013 at 4:31 pm

    not trying to talk hiphop with you, so i won’t even attempt to name anyone… should earn me some brownie points.

  9. highwind on March 10, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    snoop doggy dogg.
    send me naked picture.

  10. 24sevenCorner on March 11, 2013 at 7:53 pm

    Tha one at the bottom right could be anybody! he strongly looks to me like Prodigy from Mobb deep, but wtf do I know

  11. Tyler on March 12, 2013 at 11:42 pm

    naw KRS-1 is above that guy in the baseball cap giving the stink eye

  12. Tyler on March 12, 2013 at 11:45 pm

    that looks like Tableek of Masspyke

  13. Tyler on March 12, 2013 at 11:47 pm

    though i doubt it is.

  14. katalinich on March 24, 2013 at 10:06 pm

    oh.. these people got the message.

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